during sex:

*leans in*

*whispers in her ear*

“for the horde.”

“thrift shop!!!”

“poppin tags!!!”

“a white girl who raps macklemore? I’m so different!!! XD”

Hardest Challenge Known to Man:

Watch the ending of Boy Meets World and try not to fucking cry.

So I went to Steak ‘n Shake today and told them to whip it real hard, whip it, whip it real hard when I ordered my shake…

144cm:

“your homework for tonight is ten successful text posts”

*drops out*

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oH GOD IT’S BACK

Yes I’m a cat, yes I play video games.

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sometimes-victor:

pleatedjeans:

seokim

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