missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

(Source: permanentgoodbye, via slyfoxhound)

puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(via imakerobotvoices)

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

(via zappygun)

thedailymeme:

This, among other things, is what is wrong with our country. Makes me sad.

(via thrashleydawn)

vdubali:

peachymeow:

wtffffffffff omg

(Source: alwayslookagain)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via imakerobotvoices)

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

(via imakerobotvoices)

nikoanesti:

I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.

(Source: mopinks, via galmhd)

zappygun:

aberrantkenosis:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…  

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

GLORIOUS HOLY SHIT

IT’S ONLY LOGICAL. 

(via zeroyalviking)